Puncture Diary, Day 1.

I used to get super worked up about punctures.
But I'm not going to anymore, I'm planning on embracing that rapid release of fetid, rubbery, fish air as a wonderous climax of pent up tension.

With that said, I ripped the valve off my rear wheel last night.

Chalk up one "Valve Rip Pfffhhhhhtsssssssssssshhhhhhh".