Pauls Sub...

Hi Guys,

I just finished my successful World Record attempt for "Longest Sandwich Eaten By a Dog."

Fuckin' polished off 300 yards of that shit.

Was so long I was actually shittin' out the first half whilst eatin' the back end.

You see that chick in the white suit scoping out the sandwich? Yeah, that's right, I banged her.

Sweet, I'm off for a shit...

Paulie Big Balls.